CREATIVE

A jobless man applied for the job of "Office boy" at Microsoft.

The HR interviewed him then watched him cleaning the floor as watched him cleaning the floor as test. "You are employed" he said. "Give me your e-mail address and I'll send you the forms to fill in as well as when you may start ". The man replied "But I don't have a computer, neither an email, that means you do not exist. And     who doesn't exist, cannot have the job."

The man left with no hope at all. He didn't know what to do, with only $10 in his pocket.  He then decided to got the supermarket & buy kg tomato crate.  He then sold the tomatoes in a door to door round.  In less than two hours, He succeeded to double this capital.  He repeated the operation three times, and returned home with $60.  The man realize that he can survive this way, and started to go everyday earlier and return late.  Thus, his money doubled or tripled everyday.

Shortly, he bought a cart, then a truck, then he had his own fleet of delivery vehicles. 5 years later, the man is one of the biggest food retailer in the US.  He started to Plan his family's future, and decided to have a life Insurance. He called an insurance broker, and chose a protection plan.  When the conversation was concluded, the broker asked him his email.  The man replied, "I don't have an email." The broker answered curiously , "You don't have an email, and yet have succeeded to build an empire.  Can you imagine what you could have been if you had and email.?!"

The man thought for a while and replied "Yes, I'd be an office boy Microsoft!"

Moral of the story:

1.Internet/email/bbm/whatsapp is not the the solution to your life.

2.If you don't have internet/email/bbm/whatsapp, and work hard, you can be billionaire.

3.If you received this message by email/bbm/whatsapp, up are not any close to being a Millionaire.

Thanks

Lokesh Kumar.

Can You Give The Answer's

Q1  There's a one story house.  Everything in the house is blue, the walls are blue, the bathroom is blue, the floor is blue, the kitchen is blue all the bed rooms are blue even the roof is blue, but what color is the stairs. 

Q2  A woman shoots her husband.  Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes. Finally, she hangs him. but 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together how can this be?

Q3  A man lives on the twelfth floor of an apartment building. Every morning he takes the elevator down to the lobby and leaves the building.  In the evening, he gets into the elevator, and if there is someone else in the elevator or if it was raining that day he goes back to his floor directly otherwise he goes to tenth floor and walks up two flights of stairs to his apartment.

Q4  A man is lying dead, face down in the desert. He wearing a backpack.

Q5  Jack gave john the following challenge:

"If you sit down in that chair, I bet I can make you get out of it before I run around the chair three time," he said 

"Aw, That's not fair," John Said."You'ill just prick me with a pin or something."

"Nope," Jack said. " I won't touch you either directly or with any object if you get out of the chair, it will be your own choice."

John thought and accepted the challenge and behold, jack won the bet How did he do it?

Answer's

• There aren't any chairs, its a one story house.
• The woman was a photographer. She shot a picture of her husband developed it and hung it up to dry.
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• The man is a dwarf. He Can't reach the upper elevator buttons, but he can ask people to push them for him.  He can also push them with his umbrella.
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• He jumped out of an airplane but his parachute failed to open
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• John sat down in the chair. Jack ran around it twice, then said, "I will be back in a week to run the third time around"

Defination Of Time

It looks Slow, When you Wait.

It looks Fast, When you are Afraid.

It looks Long, When you are Sad.

It looks Short, When you are Happy.

It looks Endless, When you are At Pain.

It looks Deadly, When you are Bored.

Time Can only be Determined By your Feelings and you Mental Condition, Not by clocks...

A young woman went to her grandmother and told her about her life and how things were so hard for her.  She did not know how she was going to make it and wanted to give up.  She was tired of fighting and struggling.  It seemed as one problem was solved, a new one would pop up.

Her grandmother took her to the kitchen.  She filled Three pots with water and placed each on a high fire, and soon the post came to boil.  In the first pot she placed carrots, in the second she placed eggs, and in the last she placed coffee beans.  She let them sit and boil; without saying a word.  In about twenty minutes she turned off the burner. She fished the carrots out and placed them in a bowl.  She pulled the eggs out and placed them in a bowl.  Then she ladled the coffee out and placed it in a bowl.

Turning to her granddaughter, she asked, "Tell me what you see."

"Carrots, eggs, and coffee," she replied Her grandmother brought her closer and asked her to feel the carros. She did noted that they were soft.  The grandmother then asked then granddaughter to take an egg and break it after pulling off the shell, she observed the hard boiled egg.  Finally, the granddaughter to sip the coffee.  The granddaughter smiled as she tasted its rich aroma then asked,

"What does it mean, Grandmother?"

Her grandmother explained that each these objects had faced the same adversity: boiling water. Each reacted differently.  The carrot went in strong hard, and unrelenting.  However, after being subjected and became weak.  The egg had been fragile. Its thin outer shell had protected its liquid interior.  But after sitting through then boiling water, its inside became hardened.  The ground coffee beans were unique , however after They were in the boiling water, they had changed the water.

Which are you? She asked to her granddaughter. 

Thanks 

Lokesh Kumar